Archive for Comedy
Laundry
Today is Saturday! A perfect day for me to do my Laundry here at Colorado Mountain College because I have no classes. Did I enjoy doing my Laundry? I sure did! CMC recruited the perfect person to blog for them over the next few years simply because…I don’t hold back. I will reveal everything. Everything? [...]
Read moreThe unfair FAIR!
Fairs are not fair! You have to spend your whole 2 weeks paycheck to be able to have a good time at the fair. Some of you are like, “What is a Fair?” A fair is like a mini theme park. Like a Carnival! The Fair was just outside of the Reliant Stadium in Houston. [...]
Read moreThe Phone Order
A Moment in the life of Frank Raymond: Yesterday at work I took a phone order and I got hung up on. No, I’m not upset. The whole situation is actually quite funny. I work at Little Caesars pizza. For those who don’t know, the place is only popular because of it’s 5 dollar “Hot [...]
Read moreWhy Fasting Sucks!
Hey Everybody! I’m in my second day of fasting and it really sucks because I’m not even that hungry anymore but I want food! I do my best not to daydream about the taste of things. O Snap! Guess what? As I was just typing this last sentence someone just walk in (I’m at school) [...]
Read moreLet’s Build an Ark
What is an Ark? Yall don’t know? Hmmm….an Ark is a big ole boat that is used; well I don’t know what they are used for. Fishing? No I don’t think so. LoL! Imagine trying to go on a fishing trip with a mansion sized boat tied to the back of your truck. “Honey lets [...]
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